Saturday, January 1, 2011

A Top Ten List

As we enter 2011, I thought it would be a proper time to propose a "Top Ten List" for the thinking people in America, and it goes something like this:

10. If you are against the healthcare plan, but on Medicare..
you might be a Republican.

9 If you are against "those Socialist Liberals" but get
Social Security...you might be a Republican.

8 If all the other news outlets are Liberal media hacks,
but Fox News tells the truth...you might be a
Republican.

7 If you think the T.A.R.P bailout was brought
about by the Democrats...you might be a
Republican.

6 If you claim to have "Conservative Values", but
love earmarks...you might be a Republican.

5 If you continually watch "Bedtime for Bonzo"
just because Ronald Regan was in it...you
might be a Republican.

4 If you thought Regan was smarter than the
chimp...you might be a Republican.

3 If you support tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy
even if they destroyed your nest egg....you
might be a Republican.

2 If you would vote for a gun toting loudmouth,
or a dildo toting witch...you might be a
Republican.

1 If you try to blame everything from the extinction
of the Dinosaurs to your own constipation on
Bill Clinton...you might just be a Republican!

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